Wednesday, March 19, 2008

-work hazards-

"PROLONGED INHALATION MAY BE HARMFUL. AVOID BREATHING DUST."

i'm a dead woman


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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

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@ the warehouse.
see the china guy behind? he's a PRO at working the forklift machine. it's like second nature to him. i don't think he can walk backwards as well as he can reverse the machine.
n i was only photo-whoring cos i needed to take some work-related pics.

It is super dusty over there. seriously. n i have to go back again. tmr. bleah.

On a different note...
i finally found a pair of shades that fits my face frame :)


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Sunday, March 9, 2008

-lazy weekend-

I need to find smth to do during my weekends...seriously.


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Monday, March 3, 2008

-How to properly place new employees-

How to properly place new employees
Put 400 bricks in a closed room
Put your new employees in the room and close the door
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours

Then analyze the situation
If they are counting the bricks put them in the Accounting department
If they are recounting, put them in Auditing
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning
If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations
If they are sleeping, put them in Security
If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology
If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resource
If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales
If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing
If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning
If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.


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